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burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

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this is quality humor right here

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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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katzmatt:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME FROM THE SIMPSONS 

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holyswisscheesebatman:

wake up america

holyswisscheesebatman:

wake up america

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francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

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Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed. 

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8ump:

8ump:

i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck

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